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I'm not "officially" doing Nano but I'm going to try my hand at it anyhow. 1100 words is a pretty good start.

So....what're you all up to? I've been...absent, lately, what with Halloween and work and fucking rain for weeks on end. What's new?
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Great quiz or greatest quiz?

I'll let you decide.

Hint: Greatest.
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ETA: I'm talking about rape and child abuse in this post. Forewarned is forearmed.

Tilda, Tilda. You're breaking my heart. Uncle Marty, Terry Gilliam, Pedro Almodovar, Darren Aronofsky, David Lynch, Neil Jordan, Steven Soderbergh. WES ANDERSON.

You bastards. You utter shits. You've broken my heart.
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"Deacon, do you realize you've stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?"

"He was a dick!"

That's all.
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Sometimes I have friends who I think are pretty cool. [profile] polskipiwo is one of those friends: she's sweet, she's smart, she's funny as hell, and because of her I'm writing shitty fic in a fandom I barely know. I hope you're happy, fuckhead. Happy freaking birthday. <3

Ever wonder what would happen if I wrote about the Joker? )
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Nothing like an episode of Hoarders to make you leap from your seat and clean out your nearly empty fridge out of sheer horror. :/

How's everyone been? What's new in your lives, my darlings?
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True story from new!work:

One of my students has a crush on a teacher. He says, and I quote, "she's so pretty in her face I can't believe my mouth. When I look at her my tummy fills with love."

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There's nothing like Patrick Stewart being goofy as fuck to brighten your day.

Here's the meme I did a million years ago.

Questions )

Ask again, if you want.
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Sometimes I get possesed by insane ideas. And then people encourage them. And then you get a fic like this.

Earth Under Stars
All's Well That Ends Well

by [personal profile] fantasticmuse

Doctor Who/Much Ado About Nothing
3389 Words, all characters belong to their owners
No beta, all mistakes mine

Blame [profile] cidercupcakes because the home team battle was an awesome idea. And [personal profile] minna because she's an ennabler.

Just because it was a story doesn't mean he made it up. )
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So in the latest edition of [profile] cidercupcakes's home team poll one Doctor Martha Jones is losing. This is unacceptable.

You love Martha. Go vote for her. COINCIDENTALLY, I have made a vid about Martha here. Password: Anything

More later. I have to go to target.
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I just want you all to know that I just made cake out of nothing but dry cake mix and diet pepsi. It was freaking ~*~magical~*~.

I still want your questions here. You know you want to.

First day at work went well. The people there don't suck.
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I have a list of fifteen characters. Ask me questions about them, like "who would better survive the apocalypse, seven or three?"

Then I will answer them.

Seriously, I am so bored. Stop me before I clean my closets out of sheer boredom.
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So I got hired today! At a nice school! I'm not going to have to live in a cardboard box!
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Golden Girls is the best thing to ever appear on tv, period. I will fight anyone who tries to deny it.
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Get your favorite female characters and bring them over here to show the world that ladies do it up right.

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Holy shit I have not been this tired in so long. Great, great weekend with people from all over, but man, whisky kicks my ass.
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The storm started about fifteen minutes ago. I'm sitting on the balcony, listening to the rain and watching the lightning. The smell of the rain is amazing. Happy birthday to me.
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Hello world. How's every little thing? Spam the comments, will you?
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