Between classes...

[fantasticmuse]

I think you guys have seduced me into a deviant and hedonistic lifestyle.

Yesterday, I was walking home from class- almost at the door, I had my keys in hand. Then I noticed a car in the parking lot. It belongs to a girl that drives me nuts- she argues with teachers, asks stupid questions, thinks she's *awfully* bright- you know the type.

Anyway. I see this car and thought about keying it, as one naturally does.

I didn't, of course. But it wasn't until later that I realized the only reason I didn't wasn't because it was wrong or destructive, but only because I was too lazy to walk the 30 feet.

I blame you all.

Comments

[danachan.livejournal.com]

That. Is the best thing ever.

I accept the full blame. I know it had to be me.

[fantasticmuse.livejournal.com]

Well good. I'll tell the random stranger that thinks I'm a bitch that she should talk to you. >.<

Some people have no sense of humor and can't understand that the world doesn't give a shit who they are.

Heh.

[captaincooze.livejournal.com]

Hey Elly,

I was just reading your posts from yesterday. Good thing they don't allow beverages in the computer lab or a Dr Pepper fountain would have erupted from my nose. I just wanted to say I miss you and hope all is well avec toi.

[fantasticmuse.livejournal.com]

Hey. I'm glad you enjoyed my nonesense. =D

I miss you too. We... we should really have a good long talk and stuff. And possibly perve over Orlando Bloom.

[estel-lalaith.livejournal.com]

Who are you to judge?

[fantasticmuse.livejournal.com]

Who are you to wander randomly into someone's journal and wax righteous and pious?

Grow a sense of humor or stop reading my posts. No one's forcing you to be here, complete stranger.

[nitrojen.livejournal.com]

Wow get some midol.

[stanielson.livejournal.com]

Apparently you haven't read the part that says "wander randomly into someone's journal and wax righteous and pious". Because you would be an awesome example of this. So, Complete Stranger, please go away and allow the intelligence of wiser people (who can take a joke AND mind their own business) to enjoy this journal.

[nitrojen.livejournal.com]

If you don't want 'random people' to wander into your journal, then FRIENDS LOCK THE DAMN ENTRIES.

And I never pretended to be righteous and/or pious, I was just making an observation that said journal-owner is overtly bitchy (and hypocritical).

[fantasticmuse.livejournal.com]

Again, complete stranger, no one's forcing you to be here.

I don't really feel that I should be force to friends lock my entries just because strangers might comment on them. See, I actually don't mind strangers commenting. You'll notice that I had nothing bad to say when you commented several days ago. But no one should be surprised when people comment back. Cause, y'know, if you can do it, so can everyone else.

Well, to each his own, I suppose. I don't want any wank in this journal... well. I don't want too much wank, anyway. Feel free to your opinions and feel free to comment til high heaven. Whatever gets you off.

Y'know, though, I've found that Midol really doesn't really relieve cramps- I've tried all sorts of other things. What do you recommend?

[alabasterangel.livejournal.com]

for cramps: cats

find a big fat lazy one that sleeps alot, crawl in bed, place cat on abdomen and pet until the creature is convinced it should stay, rest easy for a bit, maybe even take a nap and poof, no more cramps.

[fantasticmuse.livejournal.com]

That sounds like the best idea ever. You are a genius. *gives you a million internet dollars*

Now I must find a cat.

[danachan.livejournal.com]

I want a million internet dollars.

Pleeeeeeeease?

[fantasticmuse.livejournal.com]

*gives you THIRTY MILLION ELVENTY DOLLARS*

There. Are you happy now?

Sheese. I work and work and work.

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*glomptackle*