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Jun. 16th, 2004 02:18 pmYOUR ATTENTION PLEASE:
ORLANDO BLOOM IS A MANWHORE.
I will always believe that is the main reason that most Aragorn/Legolas fic gets written. I mean, that ship squicks me and even I have to admit that Legolas spends an awful lot of time mackin' on Aragorn in the movie. And Viggo's no pillar of virtue himself, what with all the flirting that he instigates.
Um. I'm sure this had a purpose at some point. I think it's that I don't ship Aragorn/Legolas and it's everywhere.
Oh yeah. I have no LOTR Mary Sues with my name! This makes me happy. Granted, there are two with a variation of my name, but none actually share my spelling of it and I am just gonna run with that. *nod*
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I saw Around the World in 80 Days last night. Five words: Arnold Schwarzenegger and What. The. Fuck.
I'm glad I've never read the book. I have a feeling they destroyed it.
Jackie Chan mildly funny. Steve Coogan strangely attractive. French girl very annoying.
~fin
ORLANDO BLOOM IS A MANWHORE.
I will always believe that is the main reason that most Aragorn/Legolas fic gets written. I mean, that ship squicks me and even I have to admit that Legolas spends an awful lot of time mackin' on Aragorn in the movie. And Viggo's no pillar of virtue himself, what with all the flirting that he instigates.
Um. I'm sure this had a purpose at some point. I think it's that I don't ship Aragorn/Legolas and it's everywhere.
Oh yeah. I have no LOTR Mary Sues with my name! This makes me happy. Granted, there are two with a variation of my name, but none actually share my spelling of it and I am just gonna run with that. *nod*
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I saw Around the World in 80 Days last night. Five words: Arnold Schwarzenegger and What. The. Fuck.
I'm glad I've never read the book. I have a feeling they destroyed it.
Jackie Chan mildly funny. Steve Coogan strangely attractive. French girl very annoying.
~fin
