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Me: Perhaps you can tell me. What should I write a children's book about?
Her: WHORES
Me: hahahaha. Okay.
"Now, children, let me tell you about the sex trade."
Her: a magical cereal bowl?
a three-legged elephant?
Me: Magical cereal bowl, I could probably do.
Her: a table made entirely of cheese?
Me: mmm cheese
Her: a pillow stuffed with PAIN?????
Me: ...no.
Her: lol
dammit, now i can't stop laughing.
Me: You there. Stop it.
Her: heeeee
Me: I SAID STOP.
NO MEANS NO.
Her: NOOOOOOOOO
( It only gets stranger from here )
...This is why people look at me funny, isn't it?
Some things
Apr. 28th, 2005 12:12 pm1. It's snowing. WTF.
2. I didn't do my paper. I'm not doing it now. WTF, self. Do your work!
3. Why can't I just have one fandom where I don't fall headfirst into an OT3. WTF!
4. NO, I DO NOT WANT TO READ RPS WTF! STFU, BRAIN.
Yeah, that's about all, for now. I need to call the cable company. Oh, yeah. And that paper thing, too.
P.S. On Lost withdrawl: Boone and Locke are still gonna hook up. Don't argue with me. And would somebody please write Sun/Kate, for god's sake. I'd do it, except for, you know, my general suckiness at living right now.
2. I didn't do my paper. I'm not doing it now. WTF, self. Do your work!
3. Why can't I just have one fandom where I don't fall headfirst into an OT3. WTF!
4. NO, I DO NOT WANT TO READ RPS WTF! STFU, BRAIN.
Yeah, that's about all, for now. I need to call the cable company. Oh, yeah. And that paper thing, too.
P.S. On Lost withdrawl: Boone and Locke are still gonna hook up. Don't argue with me. And would somebody please write Sun/Kate, for god's sake. I'd do it, except for, you know, my general suckiness at living right now.
The WTF moment of 2003...
Nov. 7th, 2003 09:22 amYesterday I found out that in North Dakota it is illegal to have school on the opening of Deer Season. It's treated as a bank holiday, no school, some stores are closed. WTF?
Anyway, I got part in the play- so did all my friends that tried out. This is gonna rock. :D
I had a speech this morning that went well, I'm still hyper from the rush of giving a good speech. That's one thing I'll miss here, being on the speech team. It's such an awesome feeling to absolutely nail a speech. *reminisces*
My article's finished, too. My editor was pleased and thus I was pleased.
I think this might be a good day.
[Note to self] Don't forget you have to go to that choir meeting at noon. They're taking pictures too, so wear your vest. /note to self
Anyway, I got part in the play- so did all my friends that tried out. This is gonna rock. :D
I had a speech this morning that went well, I'm still hyper from the rush of giving a good speech. That's one thing I'll miss here, being on the speech team. It's such an awesome feeling to absolutely nail a speech. *reminisces*
My article's finished, too. My editor was pleased and thus I was pleased.
I think this might be a good day.
[Note to self] Don't forget you have to go to that choir meeting at noon. They're taking pictures too, so wear your vest. /note to self