fantasticmuse

allied_biscuit and I discuss children's literature.

Me: Perhaps you can tell me. What should I write a children's book about?
Her: WHORES
Me: hahahaha. Okay.
"Now, children, let me tell you about the sex trade."
Her: a magical cereal bowl?
a three-legged elephant?
Me: Magical cereal bowl, I could probably do.
Her: a table made entirely of cheese?
Me: mmm cheese
Her: a pillow stuffed with PAIN?????
Me: ...no.
Her: lol
dammit, now i can't stop laughing.
Me: You there. Stop it.
Her: heeeee
Me: I SAID STOP.
NO MEANS NO.
Her: NOOOOOOOOO

Her:so, magical cereal?
Me: Perhaps, perhaps.
A bowl with pictures on the bottom
Her: and a hole that leads to ANOTHER DIMENSION
Me: Um.
Okay!
Her: lol
Me: A hell dimension.
Me: Where bad children go to suffer.
Her: EXCELLENT.
Me: Yes, I think that's what I'll do
Her: hooray!
a cereal bowl that's also a portal to HELL!!!!!!
*eyes the cupboards warily*
Me: *g* It's only for Bad Kids.
So you really better watch out, whore.
:P
Her: nooooo
Me: Um, yes, I think so.
Her: HELL
I have to write a theoretical paper for a class. *thinks*
Me: Write about whores!
Or a cereal bowl to hell!

...This is why people look at me funny, isn't it?