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Aug. 7th, 2008 12:35 amMy brain: Well, it's about that time! Let's get to bed for some sleep.
My body: SLEEP? WHO NEEDS SLEEP? NOT ME!
Brain: STFU, body, sleep. *forces eyes closed*
Body: *SLAMS EYES OPEN* HEY BUDDY I SAID NO SLEEP. IT IS THE TIME TO BE AWAKE!
-1 hour later-
Body: AWAKE AWAKE AWAKE. BE AWAKE. GIVE UP NOW, FUCKER, YOU'RE GOING TO BE AWAKE.
Brain: Oh sweet zombie elvis.
Me: *cries*
...in other news, today was my grandma's birthday, my boss is leaving the company, and I still have a massive, massive crush on Elizabeth Bennett. I would like a Darcy and Bennett matched set to decorate my home, please.
My body: SLEEP? WHO NEEDS SLEEP? NOT ME!
Brain: STFU, body, sleep. *forces eyes closed*
Body: *SLAMS EYES OPEN* HEY BUDDY I SAID NO SLEEP. IT IS THE TIME TO BE AWAKE!
-1 hour later-
Body: AWAKE AWAKE AWAKE. BE AWAKE. GIVE UP NOW, FUCKER, YOU'RE GOING TO BE AWAKE.
Brain: Oh sweet zombie elvis.
Me: *cries*
...in other news, today was my grandma's birthday, my boss is leaving the company, and I still have a massive, massive crush on Elizabeth Bennett. I would like a Darcy and Bennett matched set to decorate my home, please.