Not that I'm comparing people who don't like soup to Satan...

Elly: Heh. You should write my paper for me.
Dana: lol. It would be baddd
Elly: Ahahah
Elly: No, it'd be perfect
Dana: heh.
Dana: Whyyy?
Dana: I could go "Mmmmmm soup" a couple times, yey?
Elly: That'd be great. My prof would understand. He must like soup.
Dana: Who doesn't???
Elly: Satan.
Dana: So true.
Dana: Which is why he really fell.
Elly: Of course.
Elly: God was like: YOU ALL MUST LIKE SOUP
Dana: YES.
Elly: And satan said: FUCK THAT, BITCHES. I AM NOW EVOL
Dana: YES.
Elly: Then he ran away and cried.
Elly: And never knew the glory of soup.
Elly: The end.
Dana: *applauds*
Elly: You should tell the world this, the true story of the fall of Satan.
Elly: Or something.
Elly: Whatever. I want soup.
Dana: So do I.
Dana: Oh well.
Dana: I have soup!
Elly: *steals*
Dana: NO
Dana: WTF I WEEP
Elly: ahahaha. *shares*