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Selections from the game we like to play called "Cast From Hell"


Tonight's target: The Bible


Jesus: Keanu Reeves (He's had practice! Sorta.)
Judas: Orlando Bloom (Mmm. Orlando/Keanu. What? They're pretty!)
The Virgin Mary: Brittney Spears (Is that even how she spells her name? And do I really care?)
Joseph: Justin (Come on. That's just the way it has to be.)
Paul: David Bowie (Ahahahah he played Pilate in The Last Temptation of Christ. Ziggy Pilate.)
Luke: Billy Dee Williams (Lando, I am your father!)
Mark: Jonathan Taylor Thomas (The logic of this one escapes me.)
John the Baptist: Andy Dick (Oh heaven have mercy.)
Lazarus: Vanilla Ice (Ditto.)

Last, but not least, The Three Batmans Wisemen: George Clooney, Adam West and Michael Keaton.


Thank you, and good night!





I am going to hell. *prepares the handbasket* Well, I have company. This is completely the fault of Tiffany and Cassie, with help from Alli and Mary.



ETA: Tiffany demads it be known that Satan will be played by Rowan Atkinson of Mr. Bean fame, and that the understudy for both Judas and Satan will be Christopher Walken. So if they both die, he will play both parts.