Amusing comments from The Amazing Jonathan

"You know, there's nothing sadder than burned out magicians."

"Ashton Kutcher is going to be strung up and tickled to death...by midgets."

"I watched this show on the effects of heroin on the body and suddenly was very excited to do drugs."

"And when I watched A Beautiful Mind I suddenly became afraid of math. And Nazis."

Will add more, as he continues to be funny. Not that they're funny to anyone but me, but I want to remember them.