Stuff that's overheard in my room:

"I'm killing people and they keep saying random things like 'I hate God' and 'Beeyotch' and 'Tea time!' *pause* Apparently I average 106 kills a minute. I'm gonna get a thousand and then I'll be merciful."


Um. Yes.



Also, I have a horrible confession to make.

I...have been watching soap operas.

Oh god, I feel so dirty.


But to be fair, it's Tiff's fault. She watches them! I just happen to be in the room! And I don't like watching them. Mostly.

Although it is fun to ask things like "Wait. Why are they letting a felon work in a hospital. WITH THE PEOPLE HE TRIED TO KILL. What the hell?"

Tiffany informs me that between having soaps and Full House on, she sometimes doesn't even watch the tv, she just watches my expression of befuddlement as I lose braincells. Apparently it's hysterical.

Whatever.