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So I'm finally nearing the end of a really long week. I have a long lunch and I was all set to take a nap, but fate's decided that's not going to happen.

So instead, a list of things the remote door unlocker on my keychain will not do.

-unlock the door to my apartment
-unlock the building's security door
-make the elevator arrive
-open the doors at work
-open the doors at Arby's
-open the garbage can

Sadly, I know all this through trial and error.