Breaking radio silence for idiocy

polskipiwo: oh maaaan...you wish you had the dinner I've got, mmhmm. Tiny chopped up potatoes, bacon, cheddar cheese all mixed together with two poached eggs on top.

fantasticmuse: it sounds like a heart attack special

polskipiwo:i don't even remember how much butter I used
I think I blacked out

fantasticmuse: ahaha god I love you

polskipiwo: and the bacon was floating in its own grease
i poached the eggs just a bit too long though
i had this utopian vision of the yolks spewing out and making everything all mushy and wonderful
BUT NO



WHY IS HER LIFE SO SAD?

ETA:

polskipiwo: I'M EATING IT WITH MY HANDS

fantasticmuse: *dies laughing*