fantasticmuse

The Boy: MMm...so WalMart got in trouble for labeling non organic food organic.....Like anyone who shops at walmart actually eats organic food

fantasticmuse: hey

fantasticmuse: You shut the hell up

fantasticmuse: walmart gives me cheap flavored water

fantasticmuse: brought down from the strawberry-kiwi sparkling streams of patagonia by tiny children who make 10 pesos a day

The Boy: But it isnt organic water is it

fantasticmuse: YES IT IS.

fantasticmuse: I told you, from the STREAMS.

The Boy: Fake streams....in walmarts eloborate studio, they let the immigrants think they are free, but they are actually in a giant soundstage a la the Truman Show. Thats how they keep the migrant worker in check

fantasticmuse: No, wrong!

fantasticmuse: I've been there.

fantasticmuse: It's real.

fantasticmuse: Bill O'Reilly told me.

The Boy: Well if papa bear told you....

fantasticmuse: Papa Bear sees all.

fantasticmuse: Papa Bear knows all.

The Boy: I am going to sleep now

fantasticmuse: ok

The Boy: COOOL RUNNINGS

fantasticmuse: Peace be the journey.

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)

Believe it or not, that's how he says goodnight all the time. Really. Well, either that or "SEACREST, OUT!" *facepalm*

ALSO, AND THIS IS IMPORTANT, PEOPLE: WHATEVER

dien CLAIMS, IT IS NOT MY FAULT.